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Sex: Not Just For Behind Closed Doors
A friend of mine recently told me about how he caught his neighbor going to town on his woman friends’ lady bits. It was late at night and after hearing the dudes stereo at peak volume for three nights...
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Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Give A Damn
In case you haven’t noticed, I have been M.I.A for the past couple of weeks. Not to say this lady has been out of commission but sometimes we all need a little life time-out, and my most recent...
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Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
I put away my winter jacket for the season, and this time I mean business. I may have been jumping the gun as I spent the Monday evening defrosting my toes after insisting that park hangs and tall...
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What’s Your Brother’s Name?
The seventh grade opened up a whole new world. I made friends outside of my comfort zone and would soon find myself spending my summer poolside with the “rich” kids who occupied Trelawny Circle. The...
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Getting Older, Being Broke And Finding My Inner Submissive: Part I
I think I have officially kicked-off my quarter-life-crises. I more often than not contemplate cutting off all my hair (yet again), find it imperative that my evening bath ritual be performed with...
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Getting Older, Being Broke And Finding My Inner Submissive Part II : Textual...
Words have the capacity to change perceptions. More often than not I have found myself intrinsically “involved” with fictional characters based solely on a delicious collection of descriptive words...
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Saying Goodbye and Eating Chinese
So I have been a major slacker as of lately. Well in the grand scheme of things I guess I have been more productive than usual seeing as I actually get up before 2pm AND have made a conscious effort to...
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Coffee And Blowjobs
I am not one for morning sex. It’s not that I am insecure about my horrendous morning breath, nor am I too concerned that I am one of those females who wakes up looking nothing like they did when they...
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself
I didn’t own my first vibrator until the age of 21. Up to that point I had, on more than one occasion, thought about purchasing my very own handheld yet could not bring myself to go beyond perusing the...
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I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
I remember the first time I saw a picture of a penis. I was in the second grade and my mom was expecting. I grasped the general concept of where babies came from but really just did not understand...
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Backdoor Sluts 9
Guilty. I will call myself out on it now. I have committed the cardinal sin of blogging, I have broken the rules, I have, for lack of a better expression (that’s a first) fucked right off. No, I have...
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I’m Judging You – A Holiday Survival Guide
Tis the season for douchebaggery. The holidays tend to bring out some of our worst fashion choices and sometimes even more devistating life choices when it comes members of the opposite sex. We sport...
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